Bronze Donut
You’ve scored 100+ calories on the leaderboard and earned your first bite of glory. Bronze Donuts are fresh out of the fryer, simple, sweet, and ready for more.
Silver Donut
With 1000+ calories, you’ve moved past casual snacking. Silver Donuts are crispy, classy, and clearly in it for the full feast.
Gold Donut
With 10,000+ calories, you’re no longer playing. Gold Donuts are glazed in greatness—true feast freaks who’ve munched their way into Fatstronaut legend.
Platinum Donut
You have 25,000+ calories, a high-flying, high-calorie machine. Platinum Donuts have proven their hunger and hustle across the galaxy’s toughest buffet.
Diamond Donut
Only those who have over 50,000 calories wear this frosting. Diamond Donuts are the rarest, richest, and most devouringly dominant in the entire fleet. Bow before the glaze.